8-y-o N, carrying the Family Fun Easter issue: Mama, did you get up in the middle of the night and hide the easter baskets?
Me: No. It’s not even Easter yet, silly child.
N: In past years did you?
Me: Honey, I try not to get up in the middle of the night for anything, unless you or your brother really really needs me.
Note how cleverly I avoided the real question without actually lying…
